cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via androgynously-yours)

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Me:I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:No you dont
Me:But
Anxiety:No
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justme914:

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

Lmao

(via androgynously-yours)

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iv-xxvii-vi:

mockingbirdsdontfly:

If you see more than just lines I’m sorry

This hit me hard.

iv-xxvii-vi:

mockingbirdsdontfly:

If you see more than just lines I’m sorry

This hit me hard.

(Source: luciofontana, via androgynously-yours)

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2 days ago
cr-est:

Out of the shower body shot because who needs clothes anyway

cr-est:

Out of the shower body shot because who needs clothes anyway

(via androgynously-yours)

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2 days ago

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via wonderfulhighschoollife)

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2 days ago

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via wonderfulhighschoollife)

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